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[Apr. 27th, 2007|07:01 pm] |
So I just came to this conclusion...
FRENCH CANADIANS AREN'T FUNNY. o___O
I mean look:
Sirkowski, John K... NONE OF THEM.
OH MY GOD. |
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| LOL CYCON |
[Mar. 16th, 2007|09:52 pm] |
lol I gave him $200 about 2 years ago to get his radio show's server working
striped nalem: where's my radio show? :<
CyconGod: iunno
striped nalem: great use of 200 dollars |
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| OW. |
[Mar. 15th, 2007|05:23 pm] |
So today, I was drawing portraits in figure drawing. I was having problems with the guy's eyes. So I asked the teacher if maybe she had some tips on how to get the size of the eyes more correct? She looked at them and mentioned I draw like ANIME, and in anime they make the eyes really big.
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I've heard some harsh critiques, and I'm fine with them. Critiques are great, honestly... but "anime"?
Ow... my ego.
I wasn't sad, but OW that literally hurt. XP I seriously felt a stabbing pain in my chest when she said that.
I was mostly embarassed because she said it so loud in a room filled with some great artists.
Well, I don't feel so bad about it now. I'm glad she told me that.
It means I got tons of improving to do. :3
Also I'll get to try conceptart.org for some really harsh critiques.
Nothing's better than that. dA's filled with too much asskissing.
Practice is fun. <3 |
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| WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT, ESE? |
[Mar. 15th, 2007|02:39 am] |
I love Tim.
striped nalem: I'm really hungry
striped nalem: weight watchers is shit
striped nalem: I want cow
striped nalem: MOO
Mentor Maki: you're on weight watchers?
striped nalem: yeah
striped nalem: cuz I'm a fat fuck
striped nalem: I wanna be sexy
striped nalem: so I can be like
Mentor Maki: CONSUME THE FLESH OF THE MOO-ING ONE, YOU FAT FUCK!
striped nalem: "I wanna fuck you" to the mirror
Mentor Maki: whatever.
Mentor Maki: just don't go overboard
striped nalem: I did get a dessert today though
striped nalem: a brownie
Mentor Maki: jut eat the damn muffin
striped nalem: AND IT WAS AWESOME
Mentor Maki: or whatever
striped nalem: SO AWESOME
striped nalem: it was like having sex and eating a brownie
striped nalem: only without the sex
Mentor Maki: like sex and eating a brownie, only without the sex
striped nalem: pretty much
Mentor Maki: DIxie wants me to mention that we had pasta for dinner. With asparagus. And meat. And chocolate-brownie-swirl icecream
Mentor Maki: only the icecream was gone
Mentor Maki: and waffles for breakfast
Mentor Maki: home-made waffles
striped nalem: tell Dixie to go have sex with herself
Mentor Maki: Dixie demands I credit her for the fabrication of the waffles
Mentor Maki: done and done
Mentor Maki: and now she's whining for penis
striped nalem: damn horny lady ain't she
Mentor Maki: yes
striped nalem: oh young lust
striped nalem: I miss those days
Mentor Maki: you're how many years younger than me?
striped nalem: 1 and a half
striped nalem: oh shit
striped nalem: your birthday passed
striped nalem: you're 22 you old fuck
Mentor Maki: thanks. I think.
striped nalem: I'm too paranoid to sleep
striped nalem: I think Ninjas will slit my throat in my sleep
Mentor Maki: slit her throat and bathe in the blood of the victory
striped nalem: this one time
striped nalem: back a few years ago
striped nalem: this guy who ran the grocery store down my block
striped nalem: found out he was diabetic
striped nalem: so he slit his wrists and his throat and hung himself
striped nalem: that's some fucking talent
striped nalem: *applauds*
Mentor Maki: woah, that does take some skill
striped nalem: so basically, there are 3 races
striped nalem: I learned this in school today
striped nalem: White, Negroid and Mongolian
Mentor Maki: Mongoloid
striped nalem: she said Mongolian
striped nalem: the whore
Mentor Maki: which is a falacy, since those are sub-genus of the race homo sapiens
striped nalem: Negroids have big dicks
Mentor Maki: current statistical average says that the white-man has a longer dick
striped nalem: and Mangoloids have little ones
striped nalem: fuck the white man
striped nalem: they keep us Negroids down
Mentor Maki: w0rd, sista
Mentor Maki: but you're from Spanish descent, not African
Mentor Maki: which makes you a tan whitey
striped nalem: WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT, ESE? |
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| Eh |
[Mar. 1st, 2007|02:37 am] |
Damn you, spring break.
Why haven't you come yet?
Can't you see college is lame?
AHHH. |
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| Life LESSON. |
[Feb. 25th, 2007|11:54 pm] |
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There's a thin line between love and a complete waste of time. |
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| He doesn't know how to masturbate |
[Dec. 28th, 2006|12:38 am] |
striped nalem: I'm listening to more Beatles music now
striped nalem: Mike replied to that with "Beatles shmeadles"
Boss Lagomorph: well, he Beats his Meatles.
striped nalem: I think all guys do
Boss Lagomorph: Those with a full tacklebox and a functional dominant hand.
striped nalem: tacklebox?
striped nalem: it's not a fish, Dave
striped nalem: it's a penis
striped nalem: I hope you're aware you're suppose to do it to the penis, maybe that's why you're so angry
Boss Lagomorph: tacklebox as in.. y'know. All the plumbing is in working order. A full tacklebox, a complete bail of hay, a whole ball of wax, etc, etc, etc.
striped nalem: ...
striped nalem: *moves slowly away from you*
Boss Lagomorph: god, they're called idioms. Read a book.
striped nalem: Your mom's an idiom |
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| Merry Christmas |
[Dec. 24th, 2006|06:59 pm] |
Ah Christmas.
I hate it. I really do. |
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| Dependency? |
[Nov. 30th, 2006|04:09 am] |
I have a question to everyone out there.
Compliments from a person who's hard to impress make me happy... is that a dependency? |
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| Friends only |
[Jun. 13th, 2006|10:23 pm] |
Okay this journal's set back on private. |
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